You win the Toastgame (and get your picture up on the winners page) if, immediately after you kiss someone, you look them in the eyes and ask them:

That's it really. Sure there are a few other rules and conditions (the kiss must be in front of an accredited witness, it must be voluntary, the question must be asked with a straight face, etc) but that is pretty much it.

Go forth and kiss...

1) Tongue must happen. Don't be a wimp. Don't kiss your mom.

2) The kiss and the question must be seen and vouched for by an accredited witness. Because we don't trust you. It is that simple. If you want to do your kissing unobserved, then become an accredited witness yourself. You can vouch for your own win if you are already a witness.

3) The question must be the first thing said to your partner after the kiss is completed. Sure you can savor the kiss for a little while, you can build up your courage, or take a sip of your beer. But that is about it. Don't dillydally. The witness might get bored.

4) The actual question can vary. As long as it includes the basic concepts of whether your partner enjoyed the kiss more than unbuttered toast, you are good to go. Acceptable variations include "did you like that more than toasted wonder bread," "would you have rather just eaten a slice of toast" and "do you like rye toast more or less than kissing me." "Was that better than kissing a toaster" is pushing it.

5) The toast question MUST be asked with a straight face. Absolutely no exceptions. No laughing. This shit is serious. You want to know the answer. This rule is non-negotiable.

6) Your partner must be human and understand the language you ask the toast question in. Because kissing cats and dogs is nasty. And you really shouldn't be kissing people who won't understand you when you ask them if they want toast the next morning.

7) Gender is irrelevant. I personally would like to see more hot girls kissing each other. And gay people are fun and are already discriminated against enough already.

8) You must not know if your partner is aware of the toast game. As in they might, they might not know about it, that is fine. But if you KNOW they know about it-it doesn't count. Cause otherwise you are unlikely to get slapped. And that is half the reason we created this game. We think more people should get slapped in bars. You can tell them about the game afterwards.

9) The kiss must be voluntary by both parties. Cause kisses are better that way. Although we might get to see more bar slapping if we dropped this rule, we also might get sued more.

10) Kissing Kevin doesn't count anymore (although he continues to like it). You don't get an explanation for this one.

And that is it folks.

If you win the toast game, have your accredited witness vouch for your win by sending a picture of you doing something funny to toastgame@gmail.com. If you wanted to include the story of the kiss we will post that too. (As long as it is entertaining. And short.)

Your picture goes up in the winners circle when we get around to it- less than a week usually.

Eat more toast.