Person with Hairy back needed

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Person with Hairy back needed

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Date: 2006-03-28, 10:49AM EST

Professional Hairy Backed Person Needed

Position:
• Person with a hairy back

Duties:
• You must play the toast game
• We thought it would be a cool idea if we could produce a short stop motion video of bread being toasted. Doing this with actual toast would be too straightforward as well involve to many crumbs. Hence this should be done in the medium of back hair. This process will involve shaving a section of your back and letting it grow in shaped like toast.

Experience:
• At least two years of experience having a hairy back

Pay:
• You will become an accredited witness for the toast game
• You will be part of a cutting edge advertising campaign
• You will get a free t-shirt
• We will spot you at happy hour
• Based on your performance you may get a coaster

Company:
• Toast Game ( www.toastgame.com)
• Founded in March of 2006
• Providing support service and general promotion of both unbuttered toast and the fun which it can provide

Application Process:

Please submit the following to toastgame@gmail.com
• The number of years you have been hairy
• Whether you liked the movie Harry and the Hendersons
• A description of why you would be good for this position written in prose, haiku or limerick
• A picture of your back

Job location is U street
Compensation: Self Satisfaction and T-shirts
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
This is at a non-profit organization.
This is an internship job
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