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From: Dave
To: Becky
Subject: Does a banana on Wednesday keep the doctor away?
Witty? I thought I just ramble like a buffoon. Buffoon rhymes with toon. Cartoons are funny. I really like the episode of family guy where Peter gets theme music. What would be playing right now if you had theme music? My pants are too tight. Think I will ever be as fat as Peter? I wish my chin had the same striking resemblance to balls. I miss playing kickball on Tuesdays. I have to pee. Who am I writing to? Oh yeah Hi Becky.

From: Becky
To: Dave
You're insane.

From: Dave
To: Becky
That's not nice Becky. Well then again perhaps I should present a retort. You have no feelings.

From: Becky
To: Dave
read that email - it's true. This will make you laugh - one of the guys at the party who gave me his card, was a clown and balloon artist. his card said to call him for birthday parties and other special children's events. Can you imagine picking up girls with that business card?

From: Dave
To:, Becky
So did you call? At least that is more moral than when Joe Ferranti printed up cards that he was a model scout and he really worked at a sports memorabilia shop.

From: Becky
To: Dave
no, i didn't call. even if i was interested, that card might have been enough to deter me from calling. at least the model scout was creative and probably helped him get pretty girls. what would this guy get - girls with kids?

From: Dave
To: Becky
Hi Becky, I expect you to learn some words to some show tunes, don't just be frontin. Hope this starbucks can keep me awake. You coming out tonight?

From: Becky
To: Dave
I know lots of words, just to different shows. He's too old and I'm too young. Maybe I will bring him a CD next time of my favorite shows. But I will definitely be a Wednesday regular - I promise. And I really liked your friends. They were cool and really interesting people - I didn't expect that after the first time you met them. I am coming out tonight. I have to go to another happy hour first for an organization I'm involved with, but then I'll make my way over. Shouldn't be too late.

From: Dave
To:, Becky
You're seeing other friends again... I didn't realize we were involved in an open friend relationship, but that's fine, I guess have have been seeing other friends as well. Who are these people? This isn't a law networking club is it? That was actually the 1st time I saw Jessie and Megan since the thermal man night. Yeah, they do seem like good peoples. Did Rose say anything of interest? I have never actually made direct phone contact with her. I should call people tonight to make better plans for this weekend in the old big apple. I suck at both planning and calling people.

From: Becky
To: Dave
I'm sorry, but we do have an open relationship. I'm not a girl who likes to be tied down with commitments. And something tells me that you enjoy the freedom of our relationship much more than I do. It isn't a law networking club, it is worse. It's a political, law networking club, primarily for women.

Rose seemed nice. She was a theater major so we talked a bit about the DC theater scene. Are you into her? When are you going to see her again?

You should make plans. It would suck to go to NYC and not have anything to do.

From: Dave
To: Becky
Why do you like that stuff, and I'm the insane one? I thought Rose was fun, and making out with her was fairly enjoyable. We just played some phone tag this week but never spoke. I don't like the interplay of phone tag, as I tend to get bored of it very quickly perhaps because I don't like talking on the phone in the first place. I'll suck it up and call back again, most likely to leave and awkward phone message.

I have general plans, bar Friday night, but I need to remind more people to come and meet us out, then Saturday sleeping, wondering and Billy Joel, and waking up and heading to an early lunch in the burbs with the fam.

From: Becky
To: Dave
out of curiosity, how often is making out with someone not enjoyable (besides the night it involved XXXXX and XXXXX)?

From: Dave
To: Becky
I guess its always enjoyable, however depending on their skills it ranges from better than eating toast without butter to very fun.

ok I take that back, it can be non-enjoyable if a) its someone you no longer like but have yet to tell them b) its someone that is not into it but makes out with you anyway.

oh yeah the two people at the end of the bar last night, they got kind of drunk and the guy proposed to the girl, she got all happy and kept calling him "my fiancé" but I think he was just kidding to keep himself amused or have a little more fun later that night. Think that should be my new approach?

From: Becky
To: Dave
next time I make out with somebody, I am going to ask them it if is better than eating unbuttered toast. What if they say no?

From: Dave
To: Becky
Awesome, I'll give you a dollar if you make out with Kevin tonight and then ask him that question with a straight face.

From: Becky
To: Dave
deal.