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It all started with an email...
Heres the short version.
From: Dave
To: Becky
Why do you like that stuff, and I'm the insane one? I thought Rose was fun, and making out with her was fairly enjoyable. We just played some phone tag this week but never spoke. I don't like the interplay of phone tag, as I tend to get bored of it very quickly perhaps because I don't like talking on the phone in the first place. I'll suck it up and call back again, most likely to leave and awkward phone message.
From: Becky
To: Dave
out of curiosity, how often is making out with someone not enjoyable (besides the night it involved XXXXX and XXXXX)?
From: Dave
To: Becky
I guess its always enjoyable, however depending on their skills it ranges from better than eating toast without butter to very fun.
From: Becky
To: Dave
next time I make out with somebody, I am going to ask them it if is better than eating unbuttered toast. What if they say no?
From: Dave
To: Becky
Awesome, I'll give you a dollar if you make out with Kevin tonight and then ask him that question with a straight face.
From: Becky
To: Dave
deal.
The Cast Of Characters
Becky and Dave had an email conversation about kissing and toast. Now they are famous. It is very dangerous to forward emails to your friends.
Kevin was the first kissee. He still maintains the whole game is just a devious plan to make him blush.
Thoreau recieved a copy of the toast email from both Dave and Becky. Independently. So he made this website, and plays avidly. He also runs Troart where you can find cool cheap art.
Eat more toast.
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